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Leah Evans had a crazy idea to reclaim the ultimate old-school ski adventure by forcing herself and friends to have one. That sounded like a pissing contest to us. Next thing we knew three teams were ready to do battle: an all-female squad was up against a male counterpart and an equipe co-ed. Each team included a photographer to capture the mayhem generated by being forced to start in the same location—Charlie’s Diner in Salmo, B.C.—with the same survival pack stuffed with a $300 stake, a treasure-hunt style list of stuff to do, and a random direction, they would have to lead off for at least 40 kilometres before turning toward the ultimate destination of Revelstoke.

Ass, Cash, or Grass

Once in Revelstoke, the teams would present a slideshow to be MCed by local ginger mountain man Joe Lammers and judged by a panel of their peers with the gathering, naturally, erupting into a massive celebration. We don’t remember how this all got worked out. And we have no idea what the title of this article actually means. But it’s as a good a name for a contest as any contributor has ever dreamt up so it stands. What follows are frontline reports from each team: remember, these are skiers, not writers, so they tell it like it is. Ish...

ORIGINALLY FEATURED IN SBC SKIER MAGAZINE - TO VIEW THE FULL ARTICLE IN ALL IT'S GLORY, HEAD OVER TO WWW.SBCSKIER.COM | AUTHOR: LEAH EVANS, CODY HAGGARD, IZZY LYNCH | PHOTO: AMY MCDERMID, JUSTIN DERSHAM, CORY LEIS | ISSUE 10.4

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